If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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