So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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