There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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