So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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