i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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