I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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