went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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