fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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