The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
