this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
