you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i believe in u and ur pee
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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