Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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