i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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