Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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