That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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