Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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