Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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