she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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