I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
BRING THE BAGELS
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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