I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
