After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
high people should be assigned attendants
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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