fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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