Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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