I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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