i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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