i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
