Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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