That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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