Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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