Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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