Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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