Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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