You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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