nut hugger
if i can run in heels then i can drive
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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