UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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