I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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