We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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