like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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