Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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