i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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