It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
