Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Welp...herpes.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
