Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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