If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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