That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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