So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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