Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I skipped work to stalk him.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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