dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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