what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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