I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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