yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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