the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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