Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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