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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  someone owes me an orgasm

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Actions speak louder than pants.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.

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  My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere

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