My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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