Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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