You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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