she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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